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spoolen

a word defining that which is considered to be stupid
That girl's outfit was so spoolen yesterday.
How could you forget your keys? That's so spoolen.
by JJCV January 31, 2009
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Spooten

Originating in the game 'Halo: Reach' with strong influences from the 'Hoovy' of 'Team Fortress 2' the term 'Spooten' is used to refer to an enemy Spartan who wants to be friendly and approaches your team crouched with his/her pistol drawn pointing at the sky/ground, or with their pistol disarmed(1) and looking at the sky/ground.
Though a rare occurrence Spootens do occasionally appear in online matches and are promptly fired upon by all near by Spartans both enemy and friendly alike. Usually due to almost nobody knowing what a Spooten is or being angry they aren't helping the team they quickly became an endangered species and are treasured by those who know of their unique nature. If an online match becomes drawn out or extremely lopsided sometimes Spootens will start to appear in the battlefield, sometimes described "like a unicorn from the mist."
On some occasions there have been reports of the rare driving Spooten. This is a sub species of Spooten who is driving a Mongoose(2) exceedingly slowly and honking the high pitched horn very rapidly.

If you see a wild Spooten please avoid killing them.

disarmed(1): In many Halo games you can lower your weapon by using a special combination on your controller. It is typically hard to accomplish.

Mongoose(2): A quad/ATV like vehicle in Halo games.
"Hold your fire! Its a Spooten!"

"That Spooten is getting in my way!"
by SYDWAD June 18, 2018
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spooley

the spooley bit of a spoon
there are two parts to a spoon, the long part you hold it by and the spooley bit
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spollen tea

To gossip/talk shit behind people’s backs. Same as spilling tea but only used when there is a large amount of “tea” to spill.
Isabella has spollen tea about Chanelle to Rhea.
by Erasable pencil November 19, 2018
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spolen

"It was sick i seen my mums spolen when she was sitting with her bathing suit on"
by Sean Burtinshaw February 3, 2009
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spooling on bitches

1)To spool by some bitches in a boosted(turbocharged) car and hit them with some BOV's(blow off valves). Can also be referred to as spooling on fools.

2)Racing some bitches in a boosted car and winning
1)Im bored lets go spooling on bitches

2)Dude i raced that car, but it was slow cause i spooled all over that bitch
by spoolinonfools February 4, 2009
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spooled

Hooking a fish that takes off, pulling all the line on your reel.
He was big 'un. So big that he spooled me, and broke the line.
by Scrivener July 5, 2006
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