spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

by nym1 November 9, 2011

shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

by maimersiful January 23, 2014

Singitude

The attitude or manner in which someone sings. Normally negative.

Wow it's just 'oke. No need to have such a singitude!

Holy F*ck! That (insert angry emo rock band) has some real singitude!

by CHRIS7891011 January 13, 2011

spanitude

Spanish attitude

Spanitude are all Spanish and or Latin women with extra character.

by Argentinean November 13, 2013

spankitude

a high level of energetic attention which Steve the Cynic gives to various rhinos and monkies in his spare time.

If Steve's spankitude level doesn't drop, we may have to tranquilize him.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

songitude

when you can thing of any song to respond to a previous word.

Jen: so i was thinking
bob: thinking out loud baby we found love right where we are
jen: talk about songitude!

by songillongillong January 8, 2021