spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011

shlongitude 

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

shlongitude by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

spongeitude by maimersiful January 23, 2014

Singitude 

The attitude or manner in which someone sings. Normally negative.

Wow it's just 'oke. No need to have such a singitude!

Holy F*ck! That (insert angry emo rock band) has some real singitude!

Singitude by CHRIS7891011 January 13, 2011

spanitude 

Spanish attitude

Spanitude are all Spanish and or Latin women with extra character.

spanitude by Argentinean November 13, 2013

spankitude

a high level of energetic attention which Steve the Cynic gives to various rhinos and monkies in his spare time.

If Steve's spankitude level doesn't drop, we may have to tranquilize him.

spankitude by YourCloud July 9, 2003

songitude 

when you can thing of any song to respond to a previous word.

Jen: so i was thinking
bob: thinking out loud baby we found love right where we are
jen: talk about songitude!

songitude by songillongillong January 8, 2021