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Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.
Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.
spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011

Swagitude 

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.
Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;
Swagitude by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018

skinnitude 

A combination of "skinny" and "attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by skinny "beautiful people" with low to no intelligence and/or small sexual attributes such as breasts or penises'. This is very common; many thin people often try to compensate for their insecurity with their mental and/or sexual triviality by loudly and cruelly berating "overweight" people.
"oh no he didn't just say that, that skinny ass moron on this talk show better just get over his tiny penis and own up to his skinnitude"
skinnitude by dontyouknowit April 23, 2010

sillitude 

a word used to describes one's silly attitude: sillitude.
you are so full of sillitude today!
sillitude by dr.p.j. January 4, 2012

skinnitude 

A word fat kids use to describe people who bullied them at school.
Fat guy: Oh man Terry has pretty a bad skinnitude, he keeps calling me fat
Normal guy: Terry is right, you are fat!
skinnitude by AnalInvader August 26, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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