spongion 

A person who is spacey and oblivious. Often associated with a lot hallucinogenic drug use.

Look at that spongion over there! He is just staring at that door handle for some reason!

spongion by hambonearoundtheworld March 15, 2010

spongbong 

Spongebob's bong

Squidward: lemme hit dat spongbong

Sponge: no

spongbong by Fungal jungle June 8, 2020

spongmonkey 

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

spongmonkey by Jeff September 23, 2004

spongmonkey 

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

spongmonkey by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

sponging poons 

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

sponging poons by Ashley June 5, 2004

Sponging-out 

To invite friends to a party and then not show up or show up and leave early

If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out

Sponging-out by NotSpong January 28, 2010

Spongin 

1. Alternative to the verb "vibing", except "spongin" is vibing with two or more friends.

2. Hanging out with a group of friends.

"What's up brah?"

"Nuthin much, just spongin with my hebros, and shebros".

Spongin by Mr. Manchez November 11, 2010