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Songboggin 

The process of inserting your cock and having intercourse with a females right nostril, once you've reached your climax proceed to tickle her nose till she sneezes, once the nut has been busted and if the sneeze was timed right, the penile nectar should go shooting out both ears
Bitch get your ass over hear so I can songboggin you up the nostril
Songboggin by Bloodlesskills September 10, 2014

spongmonkey 

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
spongmonkey by Jeff September 23, 2004

Spongebong Hemppants 

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.
Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!
Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

Spunkbongin 

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.
Spunkbongin by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

spongbob 

sponbgog
"ah hell nah the songegoger takin the krapper patty."

"spongbob maker kapper patty."
spongbob by Razelum October 6, 2021

spongmonkey 

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar
One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar
spongmonkey by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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