sponge job 

The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts

"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"

sponge job by Master Apps December 4, 2004

sponge job 

a sponge job is getting head from an old person that has no teeth and saggy skin

amr was gay and desprate so he got a sponge job from his grandpa

sponge job by anarchy rules June 27, 2006

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants 

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017

SpongeBob 

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.

Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!

SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020

spongebob 

Why would you not know the definition of Spongebob you dumb ass

Com'ere spongebob!

spongebob by lolololololol12 March 29, 2017

Spongebob Squarepants 

1) Sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.

I was sure Spongebob would be another sub-Rugrats moronfest, but it actually is quite clever, appealing to kids and adults alike. Good stuff, believe it or not.

Spongebob Squarepants by r00fles April 24, 2003