spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012

sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004

sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

by dpo June 21, 2004

sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

sponge monkey

A small creature that evolves from a used feminine hygiene pad.

"You should clean your bathroom because there are sponge monkeys everywhere. You dirty slut."

by ISAAC THE GREEN March 24, 2004