Definitions by DragonlordALS

Position 97 

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.

Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey

Position 97 by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006

frontin 

Faking the funk!!!!!!!

Yo! You be frontin?

frontin by DragonlordALS September 20, 2004

america online 

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

america online by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004

harry potter 

An average series of books that has made an astounding amount of money for it's author, JK Rowling. Though the books aren't bad, they lack originality... it's just chiché after cliché with a few "original" ideas that are completely random and have nothing to do with anything else.

The "Harry Potter" series shows a very obvious decline in JK Rowling's writing... the first one is moderately good, the second is OK, the third is average, and by the end of the series, JK Rowling is getting so full of herself that she attempts to sell the books by their popularity instead of adding actual content.

The latter books in the "Harry Potter" series are so think that they could probably have the pages ripped out and an entire unabridged dictionary could fit in the binding with room to spare.

harry potter by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004

world wide web

The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.

ie. the World Wide Web is a giant trash dump.

world wide web by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004

Land Ho 

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

Land Ho by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

Xx(word)xX 

The most common internet name for someone who tried to use (word) but found it was already taken. Quite possibly the most retarded way of solving the problem, this method commonly leaves the user feelng as though they could have picked a better (and more original) name.

Phear me, for I am XxRETARDxX, the weakest of the weak! Thou shall died laughing at my incredable weakness, and thus, I shall win!

Xx(word)xX by DragonlordALS July 3, 2004