scrollocks

an amalgamation of 'scrotum' and 'bollocks' for use where neither term seems appropriate, e.g. in the presence of nuns (also can be shortened to 'scrollies')

'Pardon me Sister, I must just attend to my scrollies as they are somewhat constrained in the ladies underwear I am currently sporting.'

by loulou August 3, 2003

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

by shnix January 7, 2009

Betty Swollocks

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

by Garthy July 9, 2006