spoad

a creamy smooth excretion that comes from my chode

I shot a load of spoad from my chode into mrs #2, Coma,,, then I stepped on it after it fell from her GINE to the carpet.

That guy from night rider sucks spoad

by seepage February 4, 2009

spoad

an individual who is a tool or unit. the adult version of that kid in elementary school who was bullied & pissed his pants.

"My housemate is a grand example of a spoad." to my vast entertainment

by clumas September 4, 2005

Spoad

Someone who is associated with "stupid" or "dumb" or "annoying", or anyone who is typically associated with just being a total dumbass. very simple explination

Roger: give us the ball man

Barry: nuh uh, its mine, im 6 years old

Roger: give it here ya bloddy spoad, ffs

by NOZDOGE24 September 6, 2023

Spoad

The warmth you would feel from another's fart.

Laying in bed I knew she had been cutting ass when I felt the spoad coming from her direction.

by Boomhuaer007 March 7, 2024

spade remix

spade remix is where a black rapper will take an original song, and slightly change the bassline and mc over the top of it.

oh great another spade remix.... why cant they write thier own tunes

by ianhimself August 3, 2009

Spadola

A cup of coffee that consists of, and only of, 6 shots of espresso. If you have 12 shots of espresso in one cup - that would be a "Double Spadola" Named for Riccardo Spadola of NY Fame, who will ONLY have a Spadola in the AM and a Spadola at around 3:00pm. Unless he is doing some sort of network configuration, and then it's Spadolas all around all day.

I'd like a Spadola and a croissant to go, please. Thank you. Actually, can you make that a double Spadola?

by bonaccij November 22, 2010

scoady

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014