spoad

a creamy smooth excretion that comes from my chode
I shot a load of spoad from my chode into mrs #2, Coma,,, then I stepped on it after it fell from her GINE to the carpet.

That guy from night rider sucks spoad
by seepage February 04, 2009
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spoad

an individual who is a tool or unit. the adult version of that kid in elementary school who was bullied & pissed his pants.
"My housemate is a grand example of a spoad." to my vast entertainment
by clumas August 13, 2005
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Spoad

Someone who is associated with "stupid" or "dumb" or "annoying", or anyone who is typically associated with just being a total dumbass. very simple explination
Roger: give us the ball man

Barry: nuh uh, its mine, im 6 years old

Roger: give it here ya bloddy spoad, ffs
by NOZDOGE24 September 07, 2023
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Spoad

The warmth you would feel from another's fart.
Laying in bed I knew she had been cutting ass when I felt the spoad coming from her direction.
by Boomhuaer007 March 08, 2024
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