splyced

splyced=tired, too warm, drunk, bored etc.

Here guys, im feeling so splyced.
Guys i got so splyced this weekend.

by robs&cadders July 2, 2019

Spliced

Alternative term for being married (Shropshire origin?) Originating from the act of splicing two bits of film together.

"Hey Helen, when are getting spliced?"
"um...I'm working on him!"

by jenjones March 4, 2010

spliced

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.

Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!

by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004

splaced

Being unaware of ones own relationship to time and space. Usually after several hours spent consuming mood altering substances.

"Do not ask me to make any type of unimportant decisions right now, I'm splaced"

by thebigdeal January 19, 2010

Spliced

To be hit by a stick

*gets hit by stick* IVE BEEN SPLICED

by Chcikeknenqkak January 6, 2017

spliced

this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.

"splice it the fuck up"
"i am so spliced"
"spliced % undefined"

by Senor DeHou May 13, 2005

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018