splice

1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.

Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.

by Vatman October 20, 2010

Splice

anything, or anyone, but usually in a sexual manner

"Dude I just spliced that bitch!"

"I dare John to splice Danielle in the back bedroom"

"Bitch say one more thing and imma splice you in the face"

by Spliceitup October 31, 2010

Splice

To metaphorically cut/shank. Figurative language used to express your distaste-aimed at an individual or establishment.

Just found out Becky cheated on me. Ima "splice her damn face".

Splice- to figuratively shank or cut

by Honey boo boo February 22, 2017

splice

1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.

Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!

by Kevin Borst September 8, 2008

Splice

The awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans vagina

she did a split, and i could totally see her splice

by Hawkinelli June 24, 2010

splice

Really damn good.

Super funky awesome cruisy hippy goodness.

Not to be confused with the popular ice-cream, though a Splice would be rather splice.

The antonym is stiff. Now unused in most populations for the less archaic 'un-splice'.

I just got home and I'm feeling splice.

Sunny Sunday mornings are just so splice.

by gemgem13 August 27, 2009

splice

For one to sprinkle or place narcotics in pill or powder form beneath the foreskin of the penis.

jeegan: Hey bruce did u see that guy splice in the toilet last nite?

bruce: yea! who do u think hooked him up with tha pills?

jeegan: Thats mad! he was off his fukin head!

by hainsey and buka January 4, 2009