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An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.
Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"
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Splaque Splushe 

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.
Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.
Splaque Splushe by Haley Rose March 6, 2008
When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.
"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"
Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.
The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.

I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!
splushed by baronbloodbath October 30, 2011

splurchase 

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".
After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
splurchase by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012