Splorsh 

The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.

"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"

Splorsh by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

Splorsh 

When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.

Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me

Splorsh by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

Poo Sploshing by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

Sploopity Sploosh 

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

Sploopity Sploosh by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Happy sploosh-year 

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

Happy sploosh-year by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016

Bobs Splosh 

A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.

"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"

Bobs Splosh by The Blackwood February 11, 2021