spludunking

The action of skydiving but naked with the exception of a parachute.
Bro I was spludunking and a family of four saw me land.
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spludunking

Spludunking” the act in which a person aggressively shits and ejaculates at the same time often in the morning or at social gatherings when nervous.
“Hey everybody! John is spludunking all over Alros mom!”
by Muntmaster April 26, 2024
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Spludunking

“Spludunking” the act in which somebody “poos” and “ejaculates” at the same time often in the morning or at social gatherings if nervous.
Aye everybody! John is SPLUDUNKING everywhere!”
by Muntmaster April 26, 2024
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