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Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.
*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"
Get Splote On by xd meme May 23, 2018
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soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!
me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
Sploiter = Exploiter
One who exploits bugs in a game to give himself an advantage over other players.
Rush teh Sploiter. LEEROOY JENKINNS
Sploiter by wtfpwned. April 30, 2006

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!
splodey by tofubot May 31, 2006

Splosted 

The act of being drunk and high at the same time.
Jon: Dude i just got back from the store i got a gallon of Hennessy!

Will: Damn dude I thought we were smokin' tonight, I just bought a pound of purp!

Jon: Awwww hell! Looks like we gettin' SPLOSTED!!!

Will: Fo sho!
Splosted by Willie Murk August 25, 2010