Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Some_kid_you_dont

Zolp

The action of being quiet or hush really quick after you just talked, while someone is talking.

"He zolped whilst i was explaining the equation: 988 to the square root of 67373.

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Mr Bob: "Today, you will get 7 sheets of math homework and it will be due tomorrow."
John:" You're a thook,Mr Bob."

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a person without a brain or a person who is very slow at talking.

A dumb kid: H-H-H-I-I David
Me: You're lowique, no offence.

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A person who takes stuff too far or has bad anger issues.

*A kid throws his friends stuff down the roof*
He is now a splote

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Very very messy hair; the hair is everywhere.

"Your hair is really spooty."

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(pronounced as Joe-lip-ion) It is a way to say someone is gay/lesbian without them knowing.

ME: you're jolyepion
My friend: wtf does that mean?
ME: you're gay, dumb cunt