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As defined by the wise Andi S******h - slorped has many uses, translations and perspective view points. The meaning has become lost in translation over generations, by the general jist is still readily accessible to the greater population. It should be used in context when getting drunk, or krunk, or slizzered, or wasted, or munted, or fucked, or screwed, or sloshed, and the examples go on.
andi was so slorped he didnt notice the thai lady boy slorping her vagina next to him as party rock anthem slorped in the background
slorped by slorpy August 27, 2011
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Slopped Out 

When a female has sex numerous times a day and her vigina is stretched out from all the entries. Or from having sex with a guy who has a very large penis.
Man I had this chick last night and she was all slopped out. felt like screwing a jar of mayonnaise.
Slopped Out by Jessica Henderson August 7, 2007
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That girls titties are slooped
Slooped by SmgTwin January 27, 2018

Chopped not slopped 

When an artist re-records an album in such a way it sounds like you are listening to it while tripping on lean.
Person 1: Bruh, have you heard At.Long.Last.A$AP?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was tripping on lean, so I didn't like it.
Person 1: YI heard the chopped not slopped version too! Rocky ruined the album.
Killing somone from long range with the Skorpion Sub Machine Gun in Call of Duty 4.
In Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare) the Czech designed Skorpion has almost no recoil or sway allowing it to accurately hit targets from a very long distance, leaving some players to believe that the gun was somewhat glitched.
ZeroOne: There's a sniper on that ridge across the valley.
BayHarbrButcha: Not anymore... I just "Skorped" his ass.
Skorped by BayHarbrButcha February 3, 2010
The combination of being Sleepy and Bored
Man I was so slored at work today I didn't know what to do.
Slored by Lump10670 January 13, 2009

sloredrobe 

obtaining different pieces of clothing from the many different guys you hook up with.
Jen: Omg whose sweat shirt is that?
Kiren: Oh? This is Tom's, he gave it to me last night...and this hat, its Rick's...

Jen: Haha you have the best sloredrobe you slut! love you!
sloredrobe by badbitch345 November 1, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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