sploogetastic
sploogetastic by Dirty Pete R June 28, 2009
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splengetastical by Ryan Gabb April 5, 2007
Splurgetastic
Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?
Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!
Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!
Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!
Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!
Splurgetastic by Kimballer' November 12, 2009
spoogetastic
Spoogetastic means that if you Spooge (Blow the Sea serpent) and its a Fantastic Spooge.. You will tell your friends and familty you just Have a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey mum.. I just had a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time
spoogetastic by Talon Farrell October 17, 2007
Splootastic Meltdown
When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?
And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.
Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?
Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.
Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?
Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
Splootastic Meltdown by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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