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splooblejoob 

Refers to the act of one’s penis ejaculating for a long period of time
Dude when I pulled out last night, I splooblejoobed all over her face and bed, it wouldn’t stop!
splooblejoob by DERKBALLS😫 January 29, 2020

Sploogle 

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.
I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.
Sploogle by Wilson April 21, 2005

Sploingable 

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.
Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.
Sploingable by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017

spoonable 

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.
John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.
spoonable by John Williams December 28, 2004

spoofable 

pretty damn good, special, feeling great, hot and sexy
making yourself look beautiful
I'm feeling pretty spoofable today.
Are you getting spoofable?
Man that guy is spoofable!
spoofable by CrazyFupa April 7, 2009

sploogal 

the sploogal is any part if the inner body that could perhaps burst, the ass or the appendix or anything that is not feeling good on the insideof you.

Also a point of entry for ass bandits too.
Oh my god, if i dont chuck a shit soon I am going to burst my sploogal

That shit was so big that I thought my sploogal was going to rupture.

My boyfriend went for my sploogal last night and I had to put up with the pain.
sploogal by Jasmin Gartner May 29, 2005