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Sploogle 

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.
I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.
Sploogle by Wilson April 21, 2005
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Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

splooge stick 

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock
Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick
splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis
i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl
splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

Splooge Knuckle 

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
Splooge Knuckle by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge socket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!
Splooge socket by 500kg June 5, 2017

Splooge Cheeks 

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky
I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
Splooge Cheeks by Alimew November 26, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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