Wilson's definitions

Sploogle

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.

I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.

by Wilson April 21, 2005

toi

a rare find, extremely unique

I've never seen a woman like that, shes a toi.

by Wilson April 20, 2005

stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by wilson March 1, 2005

Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005

mon

used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.

MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW

by wilson December 3, 2004

FGI

fucking good idea!
this usually follows after some lazy nerd tells you to fgi fucking google it.

Hellman109: fgi

Sturmy: FGI mate NERD

by Wilson October 12, 2004

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004