16 definitions by Wilson

oogle

To observe something in awe.

We went to Best Buy to oogle at the digital camcorders.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by Wilson March 1, 2005

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

FGI

fucking good idea!
this usually follows after some lazy nerd tells you to fgi fucking google it.

Hellman109: fgi

Sturmy: FGI mate NERD

by Wilson October 13, 2004

TheFullWilson

One who has been endowed by God with an extraordinary piece of equipment. Sent on a divin mission to pleasure as many woman as possible.

I am the TheFullWilson

by Wilson December 1, 2003

willie special

shot of brandy

i wanted to get pissed out of my head so i ordered a willie special

by Wilson August 31, 2003

Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005