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Definitions by DERKBALLS😫

A serious diagnosis with severity levels that vary by delusion from low, medium, and high. UNC PTSD usually starts mid to late 30’s the moment it dawns on you that you once had a prime and if you were out there competing with these youngsters back in the day they’d understand what it’s like to see a real one go to work. BUT since these levels vary by delusion, some of these uncs out here may still be in their prime so beware.
UNC PTSD EXAMPLES
Ex: Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite believes he still has what it takes to play QB
Ex: That one unc at the hangout that swears he could whoop your ass cause back in the day “he had it like that”
Ex: That one unc watching his favorite NFL team play on Sunday night and swearing on everything that if he played in this era, he would’ve dog walked all these soft youngins.
UNC PTSD by DERKBALLS😫 May 1, 2026

splooblejoob 

Refers to the act of one’s penis ejaculating for a long period of time
Dude when I pulled out last night, I splooblejoobed all over her face and bed, it wouldn’t stop!
splooblejoob by DERKBALLS😫 January 29, 2020