Salooey

An act of tomfoolery so nefarious and silly it doesn't even have a word for it in the dictionary, making its existence only known in slang form

"Dude! I just did a NEFARIOUS salooey last night!"

"I wish I was as cool as you, then I could do all the salooeys I ever wanted."

by Anxxyo April 29, 2025

Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

Splooey

Ejaculatory fluid

"Dude, you've got a major splooey stain on your pants!"

by jkl April 29, 2002

salooney

A person who goes out of their way to be an idiot or mess things up.

Did you hear about Holden? He is such a salooney.

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Splooey

A game that originated in Pottstown, PA in which several couples stand around a giant cookie. Every couple stands side-by-side facing the center of the cookie and then the men whip their dicks out. When the start of the game is called the women immediately start giving their man a handjob. The girlfriend of the last man to bust a load onto the cookie is responsible for eating the whole cookie, with topping.

"Yo man, how 'bout that sweet game of Splooey last night! I can't believe that bitch ate the whole fuckin thing!"

by john_raw September 23, 2011

Splooey

Spliff, joint, Cannabis cigarette.

Hey man shall we smoke a splooey?

by jacobcrystaldog1 May 2, 2010