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SPLONGKURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated
noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."
by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017
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2
A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly
Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
by Guy in a chair February 09, 2007
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