splonkers 

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

splonkers by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

Spoinkers 

Sluts or easy girls

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers

Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

Spoinkers 

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers 

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink

We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!

Spoinkers by suwdryed December 2, 2016

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018

splankers 

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

splankers by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018