spelunkers

One who enjoys

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

ass-spelunkers

One man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man's ass for long periods of time.

Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunkers.

by alerish March 2, 2003

ass-spelunkers

ass fuckers

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

anal spelunkers

People that search through dark small "caves" known as: ass crack, stank hole, booty hole, butthole, corn hole, or the trench.

People like Eminem and 50 Cent are anal spelunkers.

by Pat AR January 29, 2004

vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008