When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

Spoonga by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

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Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

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Lea Salonga

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Lea Salonga-Chien1 (born February 22, 1971) is a Filipino singer and actress. She is best known for her musical role Kim in Miss Saigon,2 for which she won the Olivier, Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics and Theatre World Awards, the first to win various international awards for a single role.23
She was the first Asian to play Éponine as well as the first Asian to play Fantine in the musical Les Misérables on Broadway4 and was the singing voice of Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (1992) and Mulan for Mulan (1998) and Mulan II (2004).56

I am such a Lea Salonga.

Lea Salonga by Asian American Tenor October 7, 2010

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sploogasaurus rex

The ultimate form of splooging.

"Jim gave Jenny a sploogasaurus rex"

sploogasaurus rex by Roger April 14, 2005

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