Splongcat

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A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

Splongcat by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Spoonication

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.

Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"

Spoonication by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009

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Related Words

Splongcat • sponcatfished • shlongbat • Shlongctopuss • SongCat • Songcatcher • splonga • sploogatize • Splorgathed • Spongecat

splonga

controlled chaos that doesn’t hurt anyone

*rams fork into a plastic container during dinner in hopes of breaking it*

“omg dude u just caused such a splonga!”

splonga by master of the eggs August 13, 2022

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sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

sploogatize by Brandon April 14, 2005

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Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life

Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.

Splorgathed by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009

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Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

Splong Cat by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

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shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

shlongbat by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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