Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Spoonication

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.

Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"

by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009

splonga

controlled chaos that doesn’t hurt anyone

*rams fork into a plastic container during dinner in hopes of breaking it*

“omg dude u just caused such a splonga!”

by master of the eggs August 13, 2022

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

by Brandon April 14, 2005

Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life

Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.

by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009

Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009