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sploge sponge 

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.
"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"
sploge sponge by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011
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spooge sponge

A person who ingests large quantities of semen. Whether it be vaginaly, oraly, or analy.
You're dating Sandy Shiffler? Dude, that whores such a spooge sponge. She fucked the whole football team. You are a fuck nugget.
spooge sponge by Steven Faul October 23, 2006

Splooge Sponge 

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.
A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.
Splooge Sponge by Mzilla November 19, 2010
Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.
Yo, Nes, Pherhaps, SPLONGE!!!!
splonge by Salty Samurai February 7, 2004
semen, or nut, cum, skeet, jizz, guy gup, man juice, cream...
spoge by captain cock September 7, 2003
What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.
Splonge by Splonge? December 8, 2006
any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
Splonge by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007
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