2 definitions by Mzilla

1
Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.
A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.
by Mzilla November 16, 2010
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2
Hates sarcasm, loves the little things, makes creepy faces at people— probably just to weird them out. She is always bored!
by Mzilla April 08, 2019
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