splirt

To Leave

Ah Shit, the police...i'm about to splirt still.

by Dave Fashanu April 12, 2004

Splirt

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012

splirted

To splash or spread some type of liquid around.

Loren: Damn, Veronica!
Veronica: Que?
Loren: You splirted your drink everywhere!

by Loren Parks January 18, 2007

dick splirt

one who ejaculates from his peepee.

-during intercourse-

jenny:-surprised- what was that?
greg: oh, i might've dick splirted.

by dicksplirter March 09, 2008