splirted

To splash or spread some type of liquid around.

Loren: Damn, Veronica!
Veronica: Que?
Loren: You splirted your drink everywhere!

by Loren Parks January 18, 2007

splifted

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.

Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!

by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006

double splitted

The act of double splitting in a speedrun.

"SHIT! I just double splitted"

by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018

2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.

Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.

by Isnuckover July 29, 2016

Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.

The graduation lines have already been splitted.

by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019

Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025