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splin by OLLSWORTHY June 24, 2006
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Compound Splinter
(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.
Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015
ass in a sling
You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!
ass in a sling by hummingharpman December 7, 2013
Just in Goo Sling
Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.
Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.
Just in Goo Sling by Ranchgirls December 3, 2020
selinay
Selinay is the most incredible girl you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and the perfect girlfriend.
Her smile could light up any room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selinay, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother, and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'. <3
"I think I've fallen in love with Selinay"
Her smile could light up any room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selinay, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother, and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'. <3
"I think I've fallen in love with Selinay"
selinay by David8989899 January 6, 2014
The Splinter Cell
The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011
Selina
A once in an eternity sweetheart, who will make you question your entire existence after meeting her. The kind of person that gives off energy so pure, that you feel in a state of bliss whenever you are next to her.
Selina has eyes that are as soft as her heart and a smile that will always make you smile no matter what. She is very sensitive but always understanding. When it comes to food, Selina loves her Round Table Pizza with salad and she never forgets to put the Dr. Pepper in the freezer for just the right amount of time. And don't forget to get her ice cream, but she'll probably want to buy it herself, you just can't let her lol. She is an artist by nature, who has the ability to pick up any craft and be great at it. Selina is great at all she does, but is as humble and as generous as it gets. You cannot mention Selina without mentioning music. Selina has bangerz for days. Her emotions are powerful and although not always verbally expressed, are evident through her actions. And she strong af so don't play around and find on out.
In conclusion, no words can truly capture all that Selina is. Hold her, with every ounce of life that is within, forever.
Selina has eyes that are as soft as her heart and a smile that will always make you smile no matter what. She is very sensitive but always understanding. When it comes to food, Selina loves her Round Table Pizza with salad and she never forgets to put the Dr. Pepper in the freezer for just the right amount of time. And don't forget to get her ice cream, but she'll probably want to buy it herself, you just can't let her lol. She is an artist by nature, who has the ability to pick up any craft and be great at it. Selina is great at all she does, but is as humble and as generous as it gets. You cannot mention Selina without mentioning music. Selina has bangerz for days. Her emotions are powerful and although not always verbally expressed, are evident through her actions. And she strong af so don't play around and find on out.
In conclusion, no words can truly capture all that Selina is. Hold her, with every ounce of life that is within, forever.
Bob: Damn I found out my lady is pregnant and it's a girl. What should I do?
Jim: You should name her Selina
Jim: You should name her Selina