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A passing of fecal excrement that is not solid in matter and rushes out in a splashing motion.

A contraction of the words splash and deuce.
"How did it go in there?"
"Not good."
"Why?"
"It was a spleuce"
spleuce by greensteam April 28, 2009
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the comobnation of sauce and cheese that is inside pizza bites
"if you cook the pizza bites too long the splauce will burn your mouth"
splauce by Patrick Gildea October 3, 2007
Related Words
spleuce sleuce Speuce splauce Spleece spluce
adverb: being super fucking horny 24/7
1: I think my girlfriend is spluce
2: mine is too
1: is that her house? the one with the weird paint job?
2: yeah
1:....
2.....?
1: thats my girlfriends house you spluce
spluce by sporklez March 18, 2021
To beat or to win against somebody quickly , easily and/or instantly .
Yo Dave and Josh got into a fight and Josh straight up spleeced Dave !
Spleece by Nik7dikk May 2, 2021
a foolish human who exhibits similar behavior to a slut, can also be referred to as a sleut, pronounced slee'ooce
"hey, you son of a sleuce, why are you in that precarious situation?"
sleuce by chuck fowler April 22, 2006
The combination of peeing and deucing (deficating) at the same time. A speuce represents the release of urine and excrement simultaneously from the body.
Man those 4 cups of tea and that bowl of chili made me speuce like a mad cow.
Speuce by TDubs23 November 17, 2009
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