sporklez's definitions

Bessy

singular word for cow since the English language is fucked and there is no singular word for cow

Thats a fat bessy

Reminds me of your wife

by sporklez March 24, 2021

beutifull

congratulations you moron you misspelled beautiful, go back to your trash heap of a cave

Jake: that girl is beutifull
John: did you just misspell beautiful?
Jake: sorry autocorrect haha
John: we are speaking
Jake: *wipes forehead*
John: please never wipe my forehead again

by sporklez March 18, 2021

spluce

adverb: being super fucking horny 24/7

1: I think my girlfriend is spluce
2: mine is too
1: is that her house? the one with the weird paint job?
2: yeah
1:....
2.....?
1: thats my girlfriends house you spluce

by sporklez March 18, 2021