spizzanks Share definition Flag The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily dizzle! Person 1 - "I got your ticket already." Person 2 - "Spizzanks" spizzanks by Chris Sp May 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the spizzanks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch