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a hy-bread word for "skank", used for the skankiest of skanks
skizank by Mike Lynch December 23, 2002

spizzanks 

The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily dizzle!
Person 1 - "I got your ticket already."
Person 2 - "Spizzanks"
spizzanks by Chris Sp May 16, 2008
A pretty girl who has skanky qualities but everyone loves. Commonly a Rachel or a Lucy.
That skizank has nice shoes today.
Skizank by Rprimm93 December 12, 2010

skizzaskank

Jessie is a skizzaskank!! yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. =D
skizzaskank by Stephanie S January 9, 2008

Spizzank my Mizzonkey 

A gangsta way to say that your not getting any pussy.
Also see masturbation.
Jo:What you doin tonight man?
Jim:Imma go spizzank my mizzonkey.
Spizzank my Mizzonkey by Ducheon February 15, 2008
a person who goes out of their way to act like a skeezer/skank ;; one who is desperate for attention;; the whore of a group of friends;; the person no one likes ;;the one that claims to of slept with at least 15 people 14 of which were imaginary and the other being themselves.......
KD: Omg she is getting so annoying and skizanky!

M:OMG guys i just named 30 people ive slept with !

KD:Really?! Who?

M: Oh well you wouldnt know any of em

KD:My point proven!...

or

Hey man that girl is acting skizanky!!

man i know,but no one like her anyways..she just make us look bad
skizanky by KDRL October 16, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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