spizwank 

Spizwank is a term which means a fat untalented pile of festering dog poo. Whhyyy esssey. I love a bit of spizwank, it is the wank which happened when u haven't for about 7 months so its proper creamy.

Tommo Looks Like A Pile Of Spizwank! Tommo licks jizz bomb cos he's a fag

spizwank by Paul Morrow April 2, 2008

spitwank 

it is when someone spits on there hand for lubrication and then toss someone off.

somone is going to spitwank someone of.

spitwank by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008

spazwank 

Word used to describe someone who is a spastic and a wanker.

look at him over there he's a spazwank

spazwank by Billymanderian January 17, 2009

spizwink 

A unit of measure. a ficticious Insect that flys around the assholes of a gnat. Commonly referred to in size comparisons.

I had to move it just a Spizwink to the right, to get the part to fit together.

spizwink by Novellprize November 3, 2006

spizzanks 

The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily dizzle!

Person 1 - "I got your ticket already."
Person 2 - "Spizzanks"

spizzanks by Chris Sp May 16, 2008

Spizzank my Mizzonkey 

A gangsta way to say that your not getting any pussy.
Also see masturbation.

Jo:What you doin tonight man?
Jim:Imma go spizzank my mizzonkey.

Spizzank my Mizzonkey by Ducheon February 15, 2008