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Can be used as an insult or if you are confused
1.You such a fucking spizzel John

2.I’m absolutely fucking spizzeled
spizzel by Bob thy builder March 17, 2021
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A swedish word for a man who is attracted to other men.
You sure are a spiddel, son.
Spiddel by Yo Daae December 6, 2011
The raddest fucking name on the planet. I can't even begin to tell you how awesome a person with this name is. Also the name for a donkey rapist.
"Will them Spidell boys make it over the cliff or will they lose all of Hazard County in a drunken sack race?"
spidell by Garrett Pratt April 21, 2008
One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
Spindel by PaRiLiZaTiOnz July 27, 2010

Homo spindelus 

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
Homo spindelus by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.
spizel by tom May 13, 2005