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One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
Spindel by PaRiLiZaTiOnz July 27, 2010
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Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
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romeo spiniello 

Have you met romeo spiniello? He made some great pasta.

Spiņģelis 

A person with a weird walking pattern that changes every day. Also, this person can ONLY be a Latvian who is drunk after 9:00 PM and sits on discord with his friends in The Universal X discord server.
Ahh... you see this drunk fella at Mego! He must be a real ''spiņģelis''!
Spiņģelis by Don Woodrif January 17, 2022

Spineless 

Someone who cannot or will not do the right thing, even though a small part of them knows they should. Spineless people often use phrases like " I don't give a flying fuck" or "I don't want to get involved"
My brother is spineless, probably because he doesn't want to deal with the wrath of his crazy ass wife, so I guess it's ok.
Spineless by Protectorfromevil April 27, 2016
spinel is a villain but shes abandoned by pink diamond and pink diamond said in the garden stand here while i get back and spinel stand there for 6 thousand years until she saw the message from steven
yup spinel is a abandoned gem
Spinel by ~+[(#_^ September 7, 2019

spingelet 

a thick rubber suit to prevent being felched by your opponent during times of butt wars or arse wrestling
her tongue ricocheted off the shimmering spingelet
spingelet by abingdon posse May 21, 2003
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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