One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalidlogic.
After stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.