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One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
Spindel by PaRiLiZaTiOnz July 27, 2010
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Homo spindelus 

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
Homo spindelus by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
White albino lookin ass kid who has two moms.
Do you see that Spinden over there?

Yea, I heard he has two moms!
spinden by isusu July 29, 2016
it mean RIMS on a car.
"yo whats the size of the spindelz on that car."
spindelz by KrystleMike January 18, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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