spittaled

Spittaled is where a co-worker requests you to perform a system update that breaks the whole system and then blames you.

Dude, the system is totally fucked up and they are saying it's your fault. I know, she asked me to perform this change and now it has FUBAR'ed the system. haha you got Spittaled

by RocMan420 September 19, 2017

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

aw donkey spittle

It's another way of saying "aw crap"

A: We don't believe this crazy old man
B: Aw donkey spittle

by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018

skittledicking

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.

Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.

by oh come on now, for serious June 26, 2008

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

skittledicking

The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.

I was skittledicking Tracy the other night. She was all "Whoa, skittles! Awesome!"

by The Royal We June 26, 2008