Spittled

/spit-ld/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.

1. Person A: Wow, that maths teacher fit as fuck.
Person B: Watch out you may get spittled.

by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019

spittled

when you are talking to someone and you begin to drule and try to play it off like you didnt but they caught you or you can point that you did it

person: man did you just spittled
other person: ya i spittled

by DJC00P August 6, 2011

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

aw donkey spittle

It's another way of saying "aw crap"

A: We don't believe this crazy old man
B: Aw donkey spittle

by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018

skittledicking

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.

Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.

by oh come on now, for serious June 26, 2008

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009