spitefit 

Spitefit: Crossfit fitness regimen motivated by pure spite.

When you date your crossfit trainer/coach, subsequently get dumped by him via text message, and in turn join the only competitors gym in the area within hours of text receipt to ensure your continued hotness while ensuring you're not benefiting said scumbag in the process, that is called spitefit.

spitefit by Sassypantswithavengance March 26, 2011

Spitevite 

Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.

I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.

Spitevite by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011

Spitefire storyboard 

that one guy in youtube that makes great tutorials, probably fun to have a drink or 2

hey its that guy spitefire storyboard

Spitefire storyboard by jacky mai April 7, 2021

spitefire

a hero among hero's. The one who people named spitefire. Has one of the highest rank of the ''fire" world.

''OMG is that spitefire''

"Sorry fans gotta go"

spitefire by SsSsSsS02020 January 16, 2018

Spitfit 

(n) The act of throwing a skits, shit fit, spit the dummy, go nuts. Spitfits occur through open dialogue and multimedia where the Spitfee screams out accusations, assumptions and cruel words which are demeaning to the victims gender, ethnicity and intellect. Vents of clear saliva takes place when a person is having a Spitfit.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.

Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.

A Spitfit reveals a lot about a persons character and usually results in loss of friendships.

Example:

Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"

Spitfit by slurping jizz from a straw May 22, 2018

spitevite 

Inviting someone to an event because you know it will enrage someone you dislike.

Apparently my homophobic cousin thinks that she was one of TWO people to attend my virtual wedding, so I added a bunch of spitevites to the in-person party so she can't act like being gay is a social stigma.

spitevite by vonLucifuge January 9, 2024

Spitefiction 

A piece of non-canonical fiction based on a pre-existing creative work such as a book, movie or television series similar to fanfiction. However, unlike fanfiction, which is done to express love for any given work, spitefiction is done to express hatred for any given work.

I wanted to write spitefiction about The Legend of Korra, so i rewrote the whole series

Spitefiction by DeElectricTroll September 29, 2024