Spitevite 

Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.

I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.

Spitevite by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011

spitevite 

Inviting someone to an event because you know it will enrage someone you dislike.

Apparently my homophobic cousin thinks that she was one of TWO people to attend my virtual wedding, so I added a bunch of spitevites to the in-person party so she can't act like being gay is a social stigma.

spitevite by vonLucifuge January 9, 2024

spicevipe 

literally just bread with a scarf that draws

have you watched spicevipe

spicevipe by thanoid LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL October 8, 2020

spinvite 

An invitation given when you already know that the person you are inviting is unable to accept, but you want/need to invite them for political/social reasons.

"Simmons can't make it to the party on Friday."
"I know, but I'm going to spinvite him so he feels included."
"Niiiiiiice. High five!"

spinvite by MC Ravy August 19, 2007

spitesterbating 

the act of masturbating to spite someone.

Jim made nancy extremely angry, so instead of having sex with him, she began spitesterbating to make him feel the enormity of his loss.

spitesterbating by Dyzlan_santonio March 15, 2008

shitenite 

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

shitenite by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Spitefire storyboard 

that one guy in youtube that makes great tutorials, probably fun to have a drink or 2

hey its that guy spitefire storyboard

Spitefire storyboard by jacky mai April 7, 2021