Spiteft

A verb used to describe the act of taking someone or something away from a person, not because you actually want or need it, but solely to upset, hurt, or "spite" them.
It is a form of social or emotional theft where the primary reward is the original owner's distress rather than the value of the object or person taken.

Person A: "I can’t believe Jessica started dating my ex two days after we broke up. She told me last week she thought he was a loser!"
Person B: "That’s not love, that’s pure *spiteft*. She just wants to see you lose your mind."

Spiteft by Karlhateliar February 15, 2026

spitefunding 

Spitefunding is a way to monetize the hate of others . It’s a method of obtaining objects you don’t need through the donations of social media followers. If somebody on twitter pisses you off , you can ask your followers to submit donations in order to obtain objects as a result of that persons attempt to shame you. The method was invented by failed author, media personality and troll, Michael Malice , under the advice of Libertarian Comic and skank , Dave Smith

That Vox reporter lied about me in that article!! In honor of that lying reporter , I will be Spitefunding donations to acquire a first edition copy of “ The art of the deal” signed by President Donald Trump .

spitefunding by B.M. Rivera October 5, 2019

Spiteful 

Pure hatred for someone or something over little things.

Having an attitude 24/7

That guy over there looks spiteful as i dont know what

Spiteful by Silver, Glitz, gold, BLISS July 23, 2016

Spiteful 

Being or Doing something that will negatively affect a person or group because of feelings of resentment towards them.

Mary was being spiteful when she took the last slice of pizza, She didn’t want her enemy to get any.

Spiteful by JhonGhotti June 24, 2018

Spitetomatoes 

Main Entry: spite·tomato
Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them"

Spitetomatoes by Jess DeBellis July 28, 2008

spitesterbating 

the act of masturbating to spite someone.

Jim made nancy extremely angry, so instead of having sex with him, she began spitesterbating to make him feel the enormity of his loss.

spitesterbating by Dyzlan_santonio March 15, 2008

being spiteful to naomi 

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

being spiteful to naomi by Neg July 30, 2004