Spit Roast 

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.

"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"

Spit Roast by mike.t December 10, 2009

Spit-Roast 

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.

Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!

Spit-Roast by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017

Spit Roast 

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.

"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"

Spit Roast by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021

Spit roast 

Woman enjoying sucking a cock while being fucked by another guy, usually she is on hands and knees.

There is nothing degrading about a woman enjoying being spit roasted. My wife absolutely loves it when we have another guy in our bedroom and she gets cock in mouth and pussy at the same time. We then swap places so the other one gets cock sucked. Great as both me and male friend get sucked by my wife and both get to fuck my wife. And she gets to suck 2 cocks and be fucked by both cocks. Everyone has a great time. So far we have done this with over 20 different guys. Some of the guys call regularly for our weekly spit roast.

Spit roast by watchingWife January 27, 2014

spit roast 

the act of harshly making fun of someone to the point of them raging or otherwise showing extreme emotions

If you don’t want to play defense, I will not hesitate to spit roast you

spit roast by 57826372737 October 16, 2019

Spit Roast 

Three way sex where two men having sex with a women and one engages in oral sex while the other inserts his penis into the anal cavity. The women is then lifted off of the ground and is suspended by the two penises and the men proceed to rotate her in the fashion of a pig on a spit.

Did you hear that Carson and Alex spit roasted Matt's mom last night?

Spit Roast by theroz-effer June 16, 2022

spit roast 

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'

spit roast by spit ro-st September 22, 2003