(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.
The snowowl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
A beautiful woman usually future ex wife who if given a chance to do meth will turn into a hideous flaky ass onion smelling bitch who can ruin a years longrelationship by midnight.
Marcus:Hey Tyrone I bet that spinderella would duck it for a dub and swallow too.
Tyrone:yeah but how you gonna make the bitch go away?
Marcus:Drop that ho back off at Jacobs house.