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spidertell 

The realization of not being able to afford a large amount of arachnids for household infestation purposes.
The spidertell was too much for him to handle; his prank was ruined.
spidertell by Mayonnaise Banana April 24, 2021
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Spiderpillar

A caterpillar that has spider legs and spider teeth. It is really a spider.
The spiderpillar is going to eat you, Vanessa!
Spiderpillar by Bubba Jr January 27, 2009

Spidermelon 

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
Spidermelon by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

spinderella 

a female who is high on meth.

-also sometimes pronounced spunderella.
Is it just me, or is that spinderella trying to light the glass slipper?

Spunderella is going to turn into a pumpkin if she isn't careful.
spinderella by wizzy July 25, 2006

Spinderella 

Used to describe someone (male or female) who is skilled at spinning words or objects.
Little Suzy Spinderella tried to make this bullshit look like my fault.

Take it easy Spinderella, we're just volleying for serve!

Spinderella by RSO January 12, 2008

Spinderella 

When a girl is on her knees, spinning, and there's a circle of guys jerking off on her.
Luis: yo dude there's this hot girl named Allison. Do you wanna spinderella?
Eddie: Yeah. Let's hit this bitch.
Spinderella by Eddie56 May 24, 2016

Spinderella 

A beautiful woman usually future ex wife who if given a chance to do meth will turn into a hideous flaky ass onion smelling bitch who can ruin a years long relationship by midnight.
Marcus:Hey Tyrone I bet that spinderella would duck it for a dub and swallow too.
Tyrone:yeah but how you gonna make the bitch go away?
Marcus:Drop that ho back off at Jacobs house.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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