spidertell

The realization of not being able to afford a large amount of arachnids for household infestation purposes.

The spidertell was too much for him to handle; his prank was ruined.

by Mayonnaise Banana April 24, 2021

Spiderpillar

A caterpillar that has spider legs and spider teeth. It is really a spider.

The spiderpillar is going to eat you, Vanessa!

by Bubba Jr January 27, 2009

Spidermelon

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.

The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.

by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

spinderella

a female who is high on meth.

-also sometimes pronounced spunderella.

Is it just me, or is that spinderella trying to light the glass slipper?

Spunderella is going to turn into a pumpkin if she isn't careful.

by wizzy July 25, 2006

Spinderella

Used to describe someone (male or female) who is skilled at spinning words or objects.

Little Suzy Spinderella tried to make this bullshit look like my fault.

Take it easy Spinderella, we're just volleying for serve!

by RSO January 12, 2008

Spinderella

When a girl is on her knees, spinning, and there's a circle of guys jerking off on her.

Luis: yo dude there's this hot girl named Allison. Do you wanna spinderella?
Eddie: Yeah. Let's hit this bitch.

by Eddie56 May 24, 2016

Spinderella

A beautiful woman usually future ex wife who if given a chance to do meth will turn into a hideous flaky ass onion smelling bitch who can ruin a years long relationship by midnight.

Marcus:Hey Tyrone I bet that spinderella would duck it for a dub and swallow too.
Tyrone:yeah but how you gonna make the bitch go away?
Marcus:Drop that ho back off at Jacobs house.

by Toxic retarded bitch May 8, 2019