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spidergasm
The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.
Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.
spidergasm by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005
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spiderfarmer
Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).
Spiderfarmer in common parlance:
Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.
Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.
spiderfarmer by Al Kami May 21, 2006
spiderbrain
spiderbrain by darklette90 May 6, 2011
spidergoat
the genetic hybrid of a spider and a goat, basically the most horrifying thing you can imagine, seeing the actual thing would cause you to fall over and die from fear
spidergoat by Vanityexile November 9, 2009
spidername_dean
spidername_dean by c3ator February 12, 2021
spidercrang
An extremely fat bitch named ang who has bad acne. kind of resembles spider pig(simpsons movie 2007). Has crust acne all over her face and her tits.
yo, ang is so fucking nasty, that spidercrang needs to lose weight and get rid of her crusty zits! die spidercrang die
spidercrang by Howard T July 3, 2008
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