spidergram

A close-up of an anus sent electronically; typically during erotic text conversations.

Damn bro, I heard she sent you a spidergram. Let me see that shit!

by Peter Sheehan March 10, 2022

spidergasm

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.

Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.

by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005

spiderfarmer

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).

Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.

by Al Kami May 21, 2006

spiderbrain

To be high/stoned and feel your brain tingle as if spiders were crawling upon it.

OMG this shits dank *puff puff pass*.....

*30 minutes later*

Dude... I feel like I have spiderbrain.

by darklette90 May 6, 2011

spidergoat

the genetic hybrid of a spider and a goat, basically the most horrifying thing you can imagine, seeing the actual thing would cause you to fall over and die from fear

the company google is breeding spidergoats to take over the world.. thats more fact than example

by Vanityexile November 9, 2009

spidername_dean

epic gamer and best gamer on super doomspire and he fast

omg hax!1111 nah thats spidername_dean11111111111111111!°

by c3ator February 12, 2021

spidercrang

An extremely fat bitch named ang who has bad acne. kind of resembles spider pig(simpsons movie 2007). Has crust acne all over her face and her tits.

yo, ang is so fucking nasty, that spidercrang needs to lose weight and get rid of her crusty zits! die spidercrang die

by Howard T July 3, 2008